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I'm a big fan of humor. I'll post stuff I've written, or stuff I've found here from time to time. If you got something good, send it to me!


This is one of my favorite images
Really
  Check it out! It's the panda poem!
For the Pandas, it began like any other day,
They all sat around, ate pooped and played.
And thats the way that it would have stayed,
Until one little panda said I it like it here,
lets run away!
And the other pandas thought this idea was grand,
So they gathered together and made up a plan.
They would climb out at night, and beat up the
zookeeper for fun,
And waltz right out, their escape would be done!

They carried out their plan that very night,
They climbed out with great skill and great panda
might,
Then they jumped the zookeeper with the greatest of
ease,
And broke into his house, and stole all of his
cheese!

Then the pandas were free, they danced in the
streets!
They pooped inside dumpsters, and other gross feats!
The pandas had become evil, vulgar and rude,
And that was when they were in a good mood!

Then, that same little panda, his innocence gone,
Said, I've got a better idea, better than pooping in
lawns!
Lets take over the world! Overthrow the leaders!
And turn them all into panda feeders!

The other pandas liked this idea too,
So they invaded Atlanta, then Kalamazoo!
Their army just couldnt be stopped or destroyed,
For they had the best panda mercenaries employed.

Then Canada surrendered, then China followed suit,
The free world watched in horror, as their empire
grew.
The pandas had power, money and land,
They all agreed, their new life was grand!

As the pandas gloated over their prize,
The free world plotted their demise.
They have to be stopped! It just isnt fair!
Theyre just dumb animals, and their poop pollutes
the air!

So, the U.S. army boarded a big plane,
And set off to begin the anti-panda campaign
Our men fought bravely in the trenches,
But couldnt fight off the awful stenches.

Then the panda leader said, STOP! This war is
becoming a bore!
You know we could crush you without remorse.
So the army withdrew, sensing their demise,
While the pandas gloated over their prize.

Then every day went the same way,
The pandas ate, pooped and played.
And thats the way, that its gonna stay,
Because those pandas ran away.

The panda anthem
Sung to the tune of the Toreador Song from Carmen, by Bizet]

Pandas are brave and Pandas are strong
Pandas are kind; Pandas are long.
Pandas are the very very best;
Pandas are what we want
We'd like a Panda now
In every home
In every home!

'Cos ...

Pandas can dance and Pandas can sing;
Pandas are very good at travel agenting
Pandas are the very very best;
Pandas are what we want
We'd like a Panda now
In every home
In every home!

Pandas like tea and Pandas like lunch
Pandas can always find something to munch
Pandas are the very very best;
Pandas are what we want
We'd like a Panda now
In every home
In every home!

Pandas like peanut butter on their toast
Breakfast is what Pandas like most
Pandas are the very very best;
Pandas are what we want
We'd like a Panda now
In every home
In every home!

funny forums!

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This is one of my favorite images
It's my sister!


This is one of my favorite images
Hmmmmm, where have I seen THIS one before...